you ever seen walker texas ranger some funny crap im sure theres a bruce lee film where he gets the crap kicked out of him.

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GAME OF DEATH - Bruce Lee caught him off guard that day lol, The sheer fright of chuck coming to find him scared bruce to DEATH!!

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yh man thats the one watched it the other day isnt that the one where he has a cheesy american accent and the big black man and have you seen chuck in family guy omg he has a fist under his beard.

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for u smithy man check it

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Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have called you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to ****. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to ****. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck delivers a brutal roundhouse kick to Gods face and says "*****, your in my seat!"

ps Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise!

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lol roundhoused god in the face and then claimed it was his funny ****

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lol,,,u guys are nuts

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hehe dont be saying this in my thread my virus protection has extra added chuck norris roundhouse kicking strength

its ready for you pckong lol!<--- this is chuck norris happy

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lol i like the

chuck norris doesnt get frost bite, he bites frost

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thanks future for the rad sig

Chuck Norris is awesome, my favourite one is Chuck doesn't wear a watch, he desides what time it is, which is also in another thread.

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